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The class was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for a college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.
The only one who received an A+ wrote the following:
Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it?
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Do you know the military alphabet? Here it is:
A is Alpha ........... N is November
B is Bravo ........... O is Oscar
C is Charlie .......... P is Papa
D is Delta ............ Q is
E is Echo ............. R is Romeo
F is Foxtrot .......... S is Sierra
G is Golf .............. T is Tango
H is Hotel ............ U is Uniform
I is
J is Juliet ............ W is Whiskey
K is Kilo ............... X is X-ray
L is
M is Mike .............. Z is Zulu
Excerpt from the very funny and very under-rated Madonna movie, "Who's That Girl?" found at this site:
[Loudon] Fire hydrant, fire hydrant, fire hydrant, excuse me, fire hydrant.
[Nikki] Listen, why can't we go to the bank first?
[Loudon] No! We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of my things.
[Nikki] Is that what you're upset about? Should I tell you something, Trott? We did the world a favor. I mean those guys were scum. Hey, they weren't even scum. They aspired one day to be scum.
[Loudon] Nonetheless, nonetheless, nonetheless, double homicide was not on my agenda.
[Nikki] Look, I got a good idea. Why don't you just tell me the box number, and I'll go to the bank, and I'll meet you back here? It'll save time.
[Loudon] Listen to me, you little insane person! I'm not letting you out of my sight. I gave my word I would see you on that bus, and until that glorious moment comes, you and I are stuck together like glue, like Mutt and Jeff, Amos and Andy, Frick and Frack, Spic and Span, Yin and Yang, Arm and Hammer, Pork and Beans.
[SLAP]
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