from the late night pundits

from David Letterman:

"President Bush has promised Iraq, listen to this, I think this is important, he's going to establish elections there in Iraq, he's going to rebuild the infrastructure, he's going to create jobs. He said, if it works there, he'll try it here."

and from Jay Leno:

"President Bush's approval rating is now at an all time low. And in fact, it is now lower than Dick Cheney's pulse rate. That's how bad. That's not a good sign, not a good sign."

It's so funny . . . and it's so true!