A New Trick for Old Dog Owners

From good ol' CNN comes this article:

You: Here, Rover. Here, boy!
Dog: Pant, pant, pant.

You: Eat this.
Dog: Crunch, crunch.

You: Feel smarter?
Dog: Why, yes, I do.

The above human-and-canine dialogue could take place courtesy of the good folks at Proctor & Gamble (although your dog won't actually start talking). This week P&G's Eukanuba brand unveiled food that it claims will produce smarter dogs.

I already think Cisco is too smart for her britches, er, uh, her own good, so I'll stick to Sensible Choice, thanks!