Katrina and dentures

A funny story from this site:

"These four guys walk in looking for a family member and at one point the subject of dentures comes up. The following monologue, which had everyone
rolling on the floor clutching themselves with laughter, from one of the four men took place:"

"Man, you fink FEMA gonna hep me ged thome new teef? I thaw my dendures floading away in da thtawm. I thweah man, I can' harly ea' nuffin. Dey wath givin ou' ham thamicheth da ova day. Me an' dith ova guy wath ea-in' nem. Took him ten minute ea' hith thamich. Took me foday-fahv minute ea' mine! I thweah' man. You fink da federa' gubnent goin hep me git thome teef back? Man, I can' ea' no cawn, no threemp. Ith terribew man, terribew."